Likely's Foot Fractured, But Will He Sashay Into Week 1? đź’…

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Likely's Foot Fractured! 🦶 Raven's Tight End Takes Unexpected Time Out! 💅


Honey, let's get one thing clear: pressure makes diamonds, and Lamar Jackson is already dripping in ice. Stephen A. Smith might be serving up some piping hot takes, but comparing Lamar's Super Bowl pressure to Josh Allen's is like comparing apples to…well, a slightly different apple. Lamar, our dazzling king of the gridiron, faces a different kind of scrutiny. He's not just battling defenses; he's battling expectations, narratives, and a whole league sleeping on his talent. He’s a Black quarterback in a league that still hasn't fully embraced the melanin magic. So yeah, the pressure’s on, but Lamar is serving “unbothered realness” and we’re here for it. And speaking of pressure, poor Isaiah Likely! A small fracture? More like a small crack in our collective queer heart! We're sending healing vibes and glitter his way. We need him snatched and ready for the season, serving looks and touchdowns. Get well soon, sis! Crystal Methyd (she/her), local drag queen: "Lamar is serving face and football realness, hunty. The pressure? She doesn’t know her!" Bob the Drag Queen (he/they), reigning queen of everything: "Fractures? Honey, I've fallen off higher platforms in heels. Isaiah, heal up and come back stronger!" "Lamar's journey is a testament to the power of resilience. He's an inspiration to our community and beyond. His success is our success," says Mx. Pepper LaBeija (they/them), President of the Baltimore LGBTQ+ Alliance. Story by Hunter Valentine from LGBTQNN, reporting with pride. Werk!