Slay! 💅 Hitman Absolution Sneaks Onto Switch, Sequel Targets Switch 2

Honey, grab your wigs and tuck your tucking tape because Agent 47, the bald baddie of the *Hitman* franchise, has officially clocked out of the closet! IO Interactive, the masterminds behind the murder, confirmed our fave assassin’s pansexuality in *Hitman: Absolution*. While some shady gamers are clutching their pearls, the gays are *living* for this revelation. This isn't just a win for LGBTQ+ representation, it’s a slay. Finally, a character who understands the versatility of disguises *and* sexual fluidity! We're ready for a Pride parade float with 47 serving looks and lethal injections. Okay, werk. So, the quote that set the internet ablaze? "Diana, I've been thinking about my life. All the people I've killed... all the money I've stolen… all the pointless, meaningless sex I've had." Sis, the subtext is thicker than a Snatch Game wig. Clearly, 47 isn't just skilled with a fiber wire; he's also mastered the art of the subtle read. While IO hasn’t explicitly slapped a label on him (because labels are *so* last season), the implication is crystal clear. Our boy is serving pansexual realness, and we are HERE. FOR. IT. Fierce Femme (she/her), vogue dancer: “This is giving me LIFE! I knew there was something about that bald head and tailored suit. The category is: International Assassin Realness!” Crystal Methyd (they/them), local bio-queen: “I'm ready to see 47 in a full drag lewk, assassinating the competition with death drops and a silenced pistol.” “This is a huge step for LGBTQ+ representation in gaming,” says Mx. Bobbie Pinz (they/them), Executive Director of Out and Proud Gamers. “Seeing ourselves reflected in iconic characters like Agent 47 validates our identities and empowers our community. Now, let's get a sequel with 47 infiltrating a Pride parade… for research, of course.” Story by Anya Knees from LGBTQNN, reporting with pride. Yas, queen!