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CBS News Sep 02, 2025

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Sashay away, shady insurance practices! A gaggle of glamazons in Arkansas just read a major car insurance carrier for filth, snatching a win for totaled car owners who were getting the short end of the stick (shift). Turns out, the company wasn't paying out the full value of totaled vehicles, leaving drivers with less coin to werk with. This legal victory is giving major Robin Hood energy, and now plaintiffs in other states are jumping on the bandwagon, ready to collect their coins and demand justice. We stan a resourceful queen! This is a win for the girlies, the theys, and everyone in between who's ever been swindled by an insurance company. It’s about time someone held these corporations accountable! Honey, this isn't just about cars; it's about fighting for what's right. It’s about the principle, the audacity, the nerve! In this economy? We need every penny, henny. So, to all the insurance companies out there: Keep your policies honest, or face the wrath of a thousand glitter bombs. Consider yourselves warned! This isn't just a legal battle; it's a fabulous revolution. Glimmer (she/her), Insta-famous pet influencer: "This is paw-some news! My momma can finally get her dream car replaced now, hunty!" Crystal Methyd (she/her), local drag superstar: "This victory is more satisfying than a perfectly executed death drop, darling!" "This verdict sends a powerful message: we will not be silenced, we will not be ignored, and we will fight for our rights, one sparkly lawsuit at a time," said Bobbie Pinz (they/them), President of the Arkansas LGBTQ+ Advocacy Coalition. Story by Jaida Essence Hall from LGBTQNN, reporting with pride. And don't forget to tip your drag queens!